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Kills Demotivational Poster


MARITAL BLISS - Agreement is a key point in having a happy marriage


TAGS: no offense to mrs logicdudes coffeemaking skills
Rating: 4.6/5

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EmilioDumphque - September 11, 2012, 5:10 pm
A classic exchange between Lady Astor and Winston Churchill.
lesterinside - March 11, 2010, 8:33 pm
As always LD. You're right. 5


COME WHAT MAY -


TAGS: dedication ph**ography risk military kills
Rating: 4.35/5

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Budog - April 20, 2012, 11:55 pm
Dedication, balls and stupidity... If you survive dude, I foresee a Pulitzer Prize. 5L
djrcreative - April 20, 2012, 10:37 pm
Thanks. :) Nothing against the place, just I've always made them as inspired. And well, that's the first one in a while. *shrug*
holymoly - April 20, 2012, 5:49 pm
DJR..... good to see your stuff again!


Driving skills -


TAGS: skills lamborghini cars skoda
Rating: 3/5

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Porcelina - February 9, 2009, 9:02 pm
.... . I hate when people go around me because GOD FORBID i'm only going 5 over the speed limit and not 15
Doc - February 9, 2009, 7:39 am
Someone has watched a few too many episodes of Top Gear.


A PARTICULAR SET OF SKILLS... - ...I will show you them


TAGS: liam neeson taken movie skills skillz torture
Rating: 2.12/5


THE WIFE - Obviously I didn't marry her for her cooking skills !


TAGS: wife cooking skills marry
Rating: 3.46/5

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WestTexRedneck - September 2, 2011, 12:06 am
shes not allowed in the cave anymore


JOB SKILLS -


TAGS: unempleed out sourcing no job skills
Rating: 4.67/5

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Reality Lord - July 26, 2011, 5:14 pm

lol....i know.
c0okydough - July 26, 2011, 9:19 am
5 pairs of epic shoes (: but seriously, I gotta have these...


CHRONOPHOBIA - Every minute brings you that much closer To death


TAGS: fear of time kills you
Rating: 4.57/5

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Sho - July 16, 2011, 2:36 pm
Indeed.
stormXIII - July 15, 2011, 1:22 pm
one second in a reaction can be the difference between life and death
Sho - April 19, 2011, 10:13 am
Time makes every minute count, unlike the Sun
gas - April 19, 2011, 9:50 am
I thought the same, it would have been better
Derek - April 11, 2011, 4:45 am
The sun is the same, in a relative way, but you're older... shorter of breath, and one day closer to death.


KILLSBURY DOUGH BOY - POKE HIM AND HE WILL KILL YOU!




TIME -


TAGS: teacher kills pupils
Rating: 4.82/5

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ScorpioSeven - March 22, 2016, 10:33 pm
Nice to see that someone else appreciates "SAFETY LAST!" (1923), a silent film starring comedian Harold Lloyd (18931971) who did his own stunts, like Buster Keaton (18951966).


TEAM AMERICA - reminds me of the good times back then, when you could lawfully shoot any terrorist-like looking man, cut off his head and hang it above your chimney as a hunt trophy


TAGS: team america kills
Rating: 2.44/5

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vasilache - July 1, 2010, 9:57 am
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_eaKbvlcIK10/SQZV0SY0GjI/AAAAAAAAC6c/AlIQ55dpvtA/s400/terriost+-+detail+%28own%29.jpg
culos - July 1, 2010, 9:23 am
What did Terrio do to piss you off that much?
SgtRock - July 1, 2010, 9:21 am
We need to start doing that again, Putting those Terriost back in thier holes
agdaniele - June 26, 2010, 11:09 pm
Like 50s racist America with blacks? Like the Salem withc trials? Like the Holocaust? Like Torquemada's inquisition torture? Like the Turkana massacre?Like the wholesale slaughter of American Indians (ok, well... that was fine... they are just a pain)


ENTITLEMENTS - OK, now they're just going too far.




social skills -




GET 25 KILLS WITHOUT DYING OR USING KILLSTREAKS YOU GET THE M.O.A.B. -


TAGS: calendar lifethroughgamerseye mw3 25kills moab
Rating: 4.4/5

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DemonicGTR - February 28, 2012, 12:43 am
Lol, no, ever play MW3?
HoneyThistle - February 28, 2012, 12:38 am
...anti-Occupy? I is confused... 0_o
falloutghoul - February 27, 2012, 6:28 pm
But is it still appropriate to teamkill campers near the jets?
Reality Lord - February 24, 2012, 8:06 pm

frickin campers deserve this up their.... only thing worse is a teamkiller.


RECKLESS DRIVING - Police Call It Reckless Driving I Call It Skills




IF YOU EVER SEE THIS - Well I guess your screwed.


TAGS: m1a1 abrams kills you over and over again
Rating: 3.07/5

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pieman - May 2, 2010, 1:49 pm
Or if you are recon and you get cut off. Then you have never been so happy to see this in your life.
agdaniele - April 29, 2010, 9:21 pm
Unless, of course, you're on the ground, laser tagging it for the warthog overhead.


MADNESS COMBAT - Religion would be more fun if they gave Jesus a Desert Eagle. 'Nuff said.




LOGIC -


TAGS: death comes quickly smoking kills
Rating: 4.57/5

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Sho - April 14, 2012, 11:55 pm
Mother of god...


FAST FOOD -


TAGS: fast food kills
Rating: 3.61/5

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BoneCD - August 13, 2009, 8:11 am
My arteries are living proof...well they were...that and 4 packs a day almost killed me (twice)!
Ed-Hyde - August 13, 2009, 7:26 am
No pushpin, no ***e . . . its Maaagggicccc. How does it stay up? Hmm, bet ron gets that question a lot.


GRAVITAS -




MODERATORS -




LEADERSHIP SKILLS -


TAGS: skills cannot fix everything humor
Rating: 5/5

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lgvernon - January 23, 2014, 7:31 am

LOL!
Greeny - January 23, 2014, 7:26 am
And sometimes Y


FORTRESS -




Mind Control -


TAGS: math skills are important
Rating: 4.67/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 30, 2013, 6:11 pm
Okay... my bad. Sorry I brought up math.
falloutghoul - June 30, 2013, 8:41 am
Amen, my fellow motifaker.
TerrorAustralis - June 30, 2013, 4:20 am
it should be legal for g**s to marry, and it should be legal for individual churches to refuse to marry them. the government does not have the right to force churches to marry g**s, and it doesnt have the right to stop g**s from marrying.
EmilioDumphque - June 29, 2013, 10:09 pm
So is denying Americans their rights.
MPsniper - June 29, 2013, 8:07 pm
same *** marriage is an abomination against humanity and society.


Simple Truths -


TAGS: idiots cars driving skills
Rating: 4.63/5

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MissPriss - November 3, 2013, 1:44 am
Yippers...thanks for noticing teehee.
ughomer - November 2, 2013, 8:36 pm
Pwissy ~ at it Again!


POSTURING -




THETRASHHEAP - Lover of dogs. Killer of Rabbits I wonder how he feels aboot Jackaolpes?


TAGS: at least he eats what he kills
Rating: 2.86/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 17, 2009, 11:39 am
d*** you judging bastards. Yes Trash the Jamesons was flowing freely. But since Jackalope isn't a real word (or animal) I can spell it however I f***ing want.
agdaniele - July 16, 2009, 10:40 pm
And the shameless AOL plug, moooo?
TheTrashHeap - July 16, 2009, 10:39 pm
Very punny Deltabob very punny! You also spelled Jackalope wrong moooooooo. What happened did you stock back up on Jamesons?
Sean - July 16, 2009, 10:36 pm
You idiot. Why would you need a question mark. (see wot i did there) (oops did it again, no?)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 16, 2009, 10:34 pm
It cut off my question mark. I hit submit before i could fix it.
agdaniele - July 16, 2009, 10:11 pm
*blink blink*
TheTrashHeap - July 16, 2009, 8:17 pm
Cant believe mooooooooo made a spelling error! What do I think about jackalopes? Excellent with a peppercorn sauce on a bed of rice! But I can never seem to pick the right wine.
Haarakkon - July 16, 2009, 6:58 pm
Something about that hind leg doesn't look quite right.


CAMERON - Dont Mess With Him He Has Skillz


TAGS: cameron skills bad
Rating: 2.34/5

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Christopher John Watt - September 5, 2008, 4:30 am
oh what a lovly day for you cameron.....tonight 9pm my house we still on?
the ninja - August 28, 2008, 6:29 am
dude...
ian - August 19, 2008, 8:49 pm
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ian - August 19, 2008, 8:48 pm
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ian - August 19, 2008, 8:48 pm
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ian - August 19, 2008, 8:47 pm
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Helena - August 19, 2008, 8:46 pm
the only acseptible number is 23... idiot.
Helena - August 19, 2008, 8:45 pm
haha, dat*****'s hitting on you cambam! now's you're chance!
Ian - August 19, 2008, 8:44 pm
woo go cameron im filling up space blame it on the weather, but i'm a mess and this february darkness. has me hating everyone and i know i give you comfort, but this trouble makes me sick and the longer i lay here, i know it's harder to get up with
datnigga - August 17, 2008, 1:41 pm
MOAR!!!
cassie knight - June 25, 2008, 4:39 am
haha wat a homo i luv i.s 4eva
bubaganoosh - June 25, 2008, 4:37 am
oh that pic is quite atractive i want some of that
kelvin shaxson - June 25, 2008, 4:36 am
look at the pecker on that tank
dylan gilbert - June 25, 2008, 4:26 am
what a tank look at the guns on him
cameron mitchell - May 7, 2008, 6:36 am
i absolulty f***ing hate your guts ian
Ian Sharam - May 7, 2008, 6:35 am
haha wat a ***y beast


How to parallel park -


TAGS: parking skills fail humor
Rating: 5/5

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lgvernon - April 23, 2016, 6:34 pm

I do sill drive a stick. 5-speed Chevy truck.
lgvernon - April 23, 2016, 6:32 pm

I only had it a few months. He brought me a little Ford Falcon, not nearly as old. I still wish I had that little car.
lgvernon - April 23, 2016, 6:30 pm

My dad was in the car business. When I was 15, he brought home a 1950 Ford Custom that had come in on trade. His heart was in the right place; it was near mint. But it was a tank. 3-speed column shift, no power anything. I passed my driver's test in it!
Cannabal - April 23, 2016, 4:21 pm
Real challenge: parallel park with a stickshift.
lgvernon - April 22, 2016, 8:33 pm

Keep thinkin', Butch. That's what yer good at.
rerun - April 22, 2016, 8:00 pm

Good thing he doesn't like Kate Moss
CloudchaserS - April 20, 2016, 5:48 am
I have to have crab steering to properly parallel park
lgvernon - April 20, 2016, 1:02 am

I parallel park like a boss, but the husbing, who can drive anything and has the best eye-hand coordination, couldnt parallel park if it meant a night with Kate Moss.
lgvernon - April 20, 2016, 1:02 am

I parallel park like a boss, but the husbing, who can drive anything and has the best eye-hand coordination, couldnt parallel park if it meant a night with Kate Moss.
MissPriss - April 20, 2016, 12:36 am
I vaguely remember learning how to parallel park but that was way back in the day before the car did everything. Can't see using my skill today...teehee. UP'd lg.


EMPLOYER'S DEMANDS -


TAGS: work game clueless skills
Rating: 5/5

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JesusWept - April 14, 2016, 7:37 am
Or ***opoly
Reality Lord - April 11, 2016, 7:13 am

oh well...that's life.
mizzdizz - April 10, 2016, 10:27 pm
As long as its not 'Trouble'---^!!!!!


Hello Kitty Costume -




Vinaigrette -




THEY SAY SMOKING KILLS YOU -


TAGS: smoking kills 39
Rating: 4.46/5

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GaryO - February 11, 2016, 8:43 am
A ‘new guy’…since Sept 2011. But a 5, none the less.
Reality Lord - February 11, 2016, 8:18 am

...and from a new guy. YAY!!!
Rick69 - February 9, 2016, 5:05 pm
This is great!


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